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Top 10 Things to say about a Christmas gift you don’t like! by orchardblog
December 25, 2006, 3:15 pm
Filed under: The Orchard

10. Hey! There’s a gift! (or the more believe-able, “Wow! What a gift!)

9. Well, well, well …

8. Boy, if I had not recently shot up 4 sizes that would’ve fit.

7. This is perfect for wearing around the basement.

6. Gosh, I hope this never catches fire! It is fire season though. There
are lots of unexplained fires.

5. If the dog buries it, I’ll be furious!

4. I love it — but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.

3. Sadly, tomorrow I enter the Federal Witness Protection Program.

2. “I really don’t deserve this.”

And the Number One Thing to say about a Christmas gift you don’t like:

1. To think — I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to
charity.

Posted by Kathryn Egly

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too funny!

Comment by Joni

hahaha!!! Oh man.. too bad I didn’t read this earlier!

Comment by Bekah




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